you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
I’m fuCkING SCREAMING