"where are my glasses?"
- anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)
"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."
- (via strikerium)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via sinsignificant)
"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
- "Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)
(Source: eolithandbone, via hunterloves)
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
im just an asshole with feelings
"’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
- And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via margay)
(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via alexandrasmith7222)